that really was going to be my post…
January 11th, 2008 by Luke
I really was only going to post that last entry tonight, but then I clicked on a google adsense which was helping me decide whether or not I’m “fugly.” How would you describe my lips? thin, plump, juicy, or fat? I went with juicy. I think I answered wrong. I hope I’m not wrong.
Anyway, I believe it was the wise sage Dr. Phil who said, “The definition of stupidity is doing the same thing every time and expecting different results.” I just love the guy, can’t get enough, but that’s a story for a different day (I guess you can’t hear sarcasm in written text can you…). I bring this up because after I filled out the survey that would supposedly answer the burning question of whether or not I was truly fugly or not, I had to keep rejecting advertisement pages that kept asking if I wanted more information on anything ranging from Netflix to Crohn’s disease. Now don’t get me wrong, I understand it’s a serious disorder, but Netflix is something I thought we cured in the 1800s. Regardless, I just kept pressing submit on every page, and I kept thinking that maybe the next one is the one where I would find my answer.
Right before I quit clicking “submit” on pages, I saw an advertisement for a page that said, “Are you diabetic?” Seemed like a far more legitimate question to be seeking an answer to, so I just quit altogether. Why answer real questions when you can answer silly questions? And why answer silly question when there just doesn’t seem like there’s a point (or an answer in sight, for that matter)?
Maybe I’ll become a member of PeTA. That’s something silly and “important” at the same time.
